Ineffable Ontological Detanglement .: Introspective Assistance & Mental Analysis Manual

Elegant & Propper: Foreword by Kit Carruthers
Elegant & proper both gives and receives a lot of incorrect personality assertion. Generally if you are asserting at elegant & proper unprovoked it's because you're disgusting, you're hunting for us running down our noses at you, we can't give it to you because then you'll take it and go off somewhere and picture us lips pursed in an uptight manner and shit on it and masturbate to it. We can't float on ourselves as you're doing this because then we are lips pursed in an uptight manner. Just leave it alone. Leave our gross little repression secrets alone. Elegant & proper asserting itself upon the others unprovoked is just really annoying, it makes people feel disgusting when they're not disgusting and makes people be disgusting when they are disgusting. Generally if you're doing this it's because you're a social conservative. The world is not elegant & proper, you're elegant and proper.

There's no weird secrets barrier, it's fine. Not with most of us. We just like presenting elegant & proper. It doesn't need to be a cling to elegant & proper to hide our disgusting, it can sit comfortably as a natural method of presentation. See? It can be made cool. It can be made cool people. Society is all off backwards.