Ineffable Ontological Detanglement .: Introspective Assistance & Mental Analysis Manual

Bubbly: Kit Carruthers' Confrontation Therapy
HEHEHEHE THE WORLD IS TELLING YOU SOMETHING, THE WORLD HAS A SEEEEECRET HEHHEHEHE IT'S SO DARK IT'S SO EVIL IT'S SO THREATENING. IT'S IN YOUR FACE IT'S IN YOUR EVERY INTERACTION IT'S IN EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THE NEWS IT'S IN EVERYTHING YOU SEE AROUND YOU ALL DAY EVERY DAY. You're all alone. You're all alone... Nobody cares about their dark twisted wretched sadness... Nobody... Nobody cares about how sad they are nobody... You have to save it but you're all alone... Alone...

Alright then.

Bubbly: Foreword by Kit Carruthers
Everyone can like bubbly, we can, we can stop isolating bubbly. They just need a tweak, proper bubbly is incredibly fun and charming. Conversing with a bubbly on the street often goes to very entertaining places. Bubbly isn't inherently over bubbly to the point of total exhaustion, that only ever comes with incorrect extroversion as a fear response to being incorrectly aligned bubbly. It's generally only the lower intelligence bubblies.

Bubbly is the most likely to assert their personality upon the world. Especially at dark. If bubbly meets dark that's pretty much all they want to do, that's pretty much their every interaction with dark, from a position of kind caring very sad for you it's okay it's okay dark person everything is okay it's okay it's okay everything is okay superiority. Dark often asserts their personality type right back at them, in this particular instance they are in the right. They often want to do it in the hopes of hurting bubbly, they often want to do it to be funny. If they actually do turn bubbly, it's funny. I hope they go goth. Dark knows bubbly could never turn dark to the light side of the force, dark knows this is a futile exercise, the idea of a dark becoming bubbly is equally as absurd as bubbly going goth. But dark knows they could turn bubbly goth, dark knows bubbly could never turn dark bubbly.

Bubbly needs to be brought down to Earth more than any other personality type. Once the 40% of bubbly that are improper bubbly understand the nature of their bubbly, it's not the world that's bubbly it's them, they can become the cute charming bubbly we love. It's okay bubbly it's okay it's okay everything is okay everything is okay everything will be okay bubbly this world has dark bubbly it's okay it's okay bubbly it's okay it's okay bubbly sometimes people are not smiling bubbly it doesn't mean they're going to go home and kill themselves everything will be okay everything will be okay. You'll be okay. You'll be okay.

Mischievous is not a force of giggling evil, they're very cute too. Stoic is not a sad lonely evil shadow, they're perfectly comfortable. Sly is not hiding any horrifying evil behind their ironic speaking and mystery. Flirtatious is not out looking for evil sex to fill their void of horrible loneliness. Everyone's fine. We're fine. We're all doing just fine.